Total Medals Earned: 591 (From 126 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,670 Points
Medals Earned: 14/23 (80/245 points)
Buy your first shield.
Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?
Win your first fight.
Win a gamble at the sledge races.
Reach level 5.
Level up for the first time.
Start playing.
Knock down a punching bag.
Do some sick dance moves.
Buy your first sword.
Make a poor decision in an alleyway.
Have a beer at the Pub.
Reach level 10.
Talk to the fountain spirit.
Face a level 100 enemy.
Buy a new coat of paint.
#foloyurdreamz
Reach level 15.
Buy the best shield.
Reach level 20.
You must be so over this by now.
Buy the best sword.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/340 points)
Play Wordle Defense
Win your first game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose your first game.
Get the answer right before the third turn.
Use code "BODEAN" at the checkout for 20% off!!!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/120 points)
...and ordered a beer.
You went to the bar...
You drank four beers
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
